medik:

shit lets be sad

emmajb:

john!!

hopelord:

Sometimes I get so tired, just trying to find a place to lay my head; I look up to the sky, I feel the warmest light comfort me; I’ve seen the great heights, reminding me… that I’m  alive, I don’t wanna die, I don’t wanna waste another day or night.

John | Rose | Dave | Jade

superstartime:

you’re my national treasure, dude!

mamakarkat:

stout-shako:

stout-shako:

I had to stand on the toilet just for a full body pic u all better b gr8ful

i just realized i’m john but i’m also standing on the john

hahaha toilet humor

i’m laughing even harder because that sounds like something John would actually say

tamagus:

The thing with John isn’t that he’s stupid, he just doesn’t really get worked up over things a lot

He goes where the breeze carries him

shota-john-egbert:

princeofsugoi:

nepetaleigon:

yes im a fictional character yes i play video games……………………….

especially ones that kill your dad

THATS ENOUGH.

yusiyomogi:

summer

whydontihatemarrymyself:

How funny and terrible would it be if after the hiatus is over, when John says hi to Terezi, he’s like, “Hey, weren’t you supposed to be blind? Oh man, you totally pranked the hell out of me! I TOTALLY thought you were blind! Looks like you enjoyed the prankster’s gambit on that exchange.”

And then Terezi just bursts into tears.

kittysaymiaou:

homestuck au where the kids are grown up and they have jobs and this is john’s cubicle